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Funny Status in urdu

funny status in urdu kismat itni kharab


 Mehmano beshak aao magr apna charger sath lao

 Mehmano beshak aao magr apna charger sath lao

Kuch logon k liye ap jan bhi dedein tu woh phr bhi yeh kahein gaye yeh theek sy ni mara

Kuch logon k liye ap jan bhi dedein tu woh phr bhi yeh kahein gaye yeh theek sy ni mara

Larkiyan tum jitni bhi high heels pehan lu tum tediyan thi tediyan ho tum tidiyan raho gi

Larkiyan tum jitni bhi high heels pehan lu tum tediyan thi tediyan ho tum tidiyan raho gi

Chabi sy kan saf kartye howaye ahtiyat karein kahein ap sach mein na start hojaein 

Chabi sy kan saf kartye howaye ahtiyat karein kahein ap sach mein na start hojaein

Ladhkiyonk dil dakhla mana hai larkon k dik kundi na khadhka sodhiya sedha ander aa

Ladhkiyonk dil dakhla mana hai larkon k dik kundi na khadhka sodhiya sedha ander aa

Wo jo jis k husn k har taraf charchye hein asal mein faiza beauty cream k kharchaye thay

Wo jo jis k husn k har taraf charchye hein asal mein faiza beauty cream k kharchaye thay

yeh jo kehtye hein na hum kabhi chor ka nhi jaein gaye yeh lambi lambi chor reahye hotaye hein


yeh jo kehtye hein na hum kabhi chor ka nhi jaein gaye yeh lambi lambi chor reahye hotaye hein

ladhkiyan apni ghalti nhi manti jo manti 1 hour baad hi kehti ghalti tumhari thi 

ladhkiyan apni ghalti nhi manti jo manti 1 hour baad hi kehti ghalti tumhari thi

Kiya aesa nhi hosakta k mere ghar walon mujhey ghat kkam mein na ahel karar dedein


Kiya aesa nhi hosakta k mere ghar walon mujhey ghat kkam mein na ahel karar dedein


Mard ek kan sy bat sun kar dosraye sy nikal deta hai aurat dono kano sy sunti hai aur moun sy nikalti hai


Mard ek kan sy bat sun kar dosraye sy nikal deta hai aurat dono kano sy sunti hai aur moun sy nikalti hai

Machron sy appeal hai katna hai tu katein yeh kan k pas akr p p p p karnye wali kiya beghrti hai 

Machron sy appeal hai katna hai tu katein yeh kan k pas akr p p p p karnye wali kiya beghrti hai

 Ghar walon sy dosri bar salan liya unhon nay dediya :D

 Ghar walon sy dosri bar salan liya unhon nay dediya :D

Hum jaldi mein

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