Funny Status in urdu
Mehmano beshak aao magr apna charger sath lao
Kuch logon k liye ap jan bhi dedein tu woh phr bhi yeh kahein gaye yeh theek sy ni mara
Larkiyan tum jitni bhi high heels pehan lu tum tediyan thi tediyan ho tum tidiyan raho gi
Chabi sy kan saf kartye howaye ahtiyat karein kahein ap sach mein na start hojaein
Ladhkiyonk dil dakhla mana hai larkon k dik kundi na khadhka sodhiya sedha ander aa
Wo jo jis k husn k har taraf charchye hein asal mein faiza beauty cream k kharchaye thay
yeh jo kehtye hein na hum kabhi chor ka nhi jaein gaye yeh lambi lambi chor reahye hotaye hein
ladhkiyan apni ghalti nhi manti jo manti 1 hour baad hi kehti ghalti tumhari thi
Kiya aesa nhi hosakta k mere ghar walon mujhey ghat kkam mein na ahel karar dedein
Mard ek kan sy bat sun kar dosraye sy nikal deta hai aurat dono kano sy sunti hai aur moun sy nikalti hai
Machron sy appeal hai katna hai tu katein yeh kan k pas akr p p p p karnye wali kiya beghrti hai
Ghar walon sy dosri bar salan liya unhon nay dediya :D
Hum jaldi mein
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